gchang
11-25-2007, 11:30 PM
On the first day of the new school year, the sophomore English class had a new, very stern, teacher. A hush fell over the room as the teacher panned his gaze across all the kids. Finally, he spoke. "There are two words that are unacceptable in my class, either orally or in your homework, papers, or tests. Use these words even once and your grade will be lowered one full letter. The first one is 'gross,' and the other is 'cool.' Are there any questions?" One gawky teen raised his hand. "Yes?" said the new teacher. The teen asked, "So? What are they?"