gchang
11-25-2007, 11:18 PM
In 2019, Rory John Gates asked his father, Bill Gates III, "Daddy, I'm 20 years old and I've never had sex. What can I do?" Bill replied, "Simple, son. Take the biggest car from our garage, wear your best suit, give her a big bouquet of exotic flowers, take her to the most expensive restaurant in town, buy her the best Champagne, rent a horse-drawn carriage for a trip around the lake, and end up at the presidential suite of the most expensive hotel in town. She'll be all yours." Rory was shocked. "But, Dad? What about flirting, romantic walks, gazing into each other's eyes, and reading poetry in the moonlight?" Bill scoffed, "Son, all that stuff was invented by the Open Source community so that they could have sex for free!"