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gchang
11-25-2007, 11:12 PM
"So, Larry," the doctor said to his psychiatric patient, "your chart says you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you know what you want to do after your release?" Larry thought a moment. "Well, I went to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good field, good money there, but on the other hand I might write a book about my experiences here in the hospital, what it's like to be a patient here. Or I might go back to college and study art history." The doctor nodded. "Those are all excellent possibilities." Then Larry added, "And in my spare time I can go on being a teapot!"