A woman sitting on a park bench

[gchang]

A woman sitting on a park bench decided that, since no one else was around, she could stretch out her legs a while. Soon, a beggar walked up to her and said, "Hi ya, honey. How about a little kiss?" The offended woman snarled, "How dare you? I don't even know you!" The beggar replied, "I don't know you either, but yet here you are -- sitting on my bed!"