Thomas0128
11-19-2007, 02:02 AM
BLONDE LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other :
" Which do you think is farther away ….. Florida or the moon ? "
The other blonde turns and says :" Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ????? "
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
" Impossible ! " says the doctor. " Show me. "
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
In fact, everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said : " You're not really a redhead, are you ? ”
" Well, no " she said, " I'm actually a blonde. "
" I thought so, " the doctor said. " Your finger is broken. "
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said : " We were the first in space ! "
The American said : " We were the first on the moon ! "
The blonde said : " So what ? We're going to be the first on the sun! "
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
" You can't land on the sun, you idiot ! You'll burn up ! " said the Russian.
To which the blonde replied : " We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night ! "
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had just acquired two new dogs.
The first girl asked the blonde what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex.
Her friend said : " Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that ? "
" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. " They're watch dogs ! "
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other :
" Which do you think is farther away ….. Florida or the moon ? "
The other blonde turns and says :" Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ????? "
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office
and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
" Impossible ! " says the doctor. " Show me. "
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more.
She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
In fact, everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said : " You're not really a redhead, are you ? ”
" Well, no " she said, " I'm actually a blonde. "
" I thought so, " the doctor said. " Your finger is broken. "
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said : " We were the first in space ! "
The American said : " We were the first on the moon ! "
The blonde said : " So what ? We're going to be the first on the sun! "
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
" You can't land on the sun, you idiot ! You'll burn up ! " said the Russian.
To which the blonde replied : " We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night ! "
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES !
A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had just acquired two new dogs.
The first girl asked the blonde what their names were.
The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and the other one was named Timex.
Her friend said : " Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that ? "
" HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blond. " They're watch dogs ! "