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leospirit
11-03-2007, 05:55 PM
A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some
time. Shewas becoming agitated and worried that she might never
find a mate.In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she
decided that it wastime to see a doctor. Leafing through the phone
book, she came upon aChinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. When the
woman arrived for her appointment,she told the doctor her symptoms.

He said, 'Take off all your crothes, and you craw real fass away
from meacross the froor.'

Doing as instructed, she crawled to the other side of the room.'Now,'
said Chang, '...you craw real fass back to me,' and she did. Dr.Chang
shook his head and said, 'You haf real bad case of ZacharyDisease...worse
case I ever see! Thass why you haf sex probrem.'The woman was
completely confused and asked the doctor exactly whatZachary Disease
was. He replied, 'Zachary Disease....that when your facelook ZACHARY
rike your ass
leospirit
11-03-2007, 06:04 PM
Guy in a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun.'Open
the fucking safe' he yells at the girl behind the counter.'But
we're not a real bank' she replies, 'We don't have any money,
thisisa sperm bank.''Don't argue, open the fucking safe or I'll
blow your head off'She obliges and opens the safe door.'Take out
one of the bottles and drink it''But it's full of sperm' She said.'Don't
argue with me and just drink it'She rips off the cap and gulps
it down.'Now take out another and do the same thing' Said the
guy in thebalaclava.She takes out another and drinks it as well.Suddenly
the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's surprise it'sher
husband,'There, he said, Its not that fucking difficult is it
revestois
11-05-2007, 08:52 AM
excellent !!
vicarbeelee
11-06-2007, 08:06 AM
An oldie but a classic
Yarisarix
11-07-2007, 09:29 AM
hahaha bka kasi nde masarap daw
boi_bastos
11-07-2007, 11:15 PM
lol nice one!
paris
11-10-2007, 08:19 AM
nice way to make your wife sallow, but she drank it out of a cup, next time wife will say put it in a cup then I will drink it. LOL
boybawang123
11-10-2007, 10:56 PM
hahaha. spit or swallow.... I guess she swallowed... hahaha
allanroxas
11-11-2007, 04:02 AM
pinuwersa ba naman! hahahaah!
sheajane
11-12-2007, 06:09 AM
what the?! hahahaha nice one