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10-22-2007, 10:27 PM
The Setting: Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion. The Finalists: Ms. America -Ms. Spain - Ms. Britain - Ms. Iran -Ms. India - Ms. Philippines
- Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. (Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door. (Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It's ano..Kuwan...It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm..Interesting comparison..And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi...I mean...Because...it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION)
- Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman. (Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. (Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door. (Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi...I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It's ano..Kuwan...It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm..Interesting comparison..And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi...I mean...Because...it passes from mouth to mouth. (STANDING OVATION)