dhabuh
06-08-2006, 01:04 AM
A gunny sergeant retired and took his parrot home. Needless to say, with a new spouse he told the parrot he would have to clean up his language. Four letter words were no longer acceptable, he told his parrot.
When friends were visiting the parrot blatantly spurted out a four letter word, and the gunny told him if he did it again he would put him in the refrigerator to cool off. Well, it happened again and true to his promise the gunny stuck the parrot in the refrigerator. 10 minutes later the gunny opened the refrigerator and asked if the parrot was going to behave himself from now on and the parrot answered affirmatively, but with a question:
He said in a frightened tone, "I promise I won't cuss anymore, but to be sure I am good from now on, what horrible thing did that chicken do to get himself beheaded, plucked and frozen?"
When friends were visiting the parrot blatantly spurted out a four letter word, and the gunny told him if he did it again he would put him in the refrigerator to cool off. Well, it happened again and true to his promise the gunny stuck the parrot in the refrigerator. 10 minutes later the gunny opened the refrigerator and asked if the parrot was going to behave himself from now on and the parrot answered affirmatively, but with a question:
He said in a frightened tone, "I promise I won't cuss anymore, but to be sure I am good from now on, what horrible thing did that chicken do to get himself beheaded, plucked and frozen?"