girls and alcohol

[deviant]

When Girls Drink Too Much

- we have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

- we believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling " woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

- we've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's ass and honestly believe that we could do it too.

- in our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

- we start crying and teeling everyone we see that we love them soooo much.

- we get extremely excited and jump up and down everytime a new song plays because "OH MY GAWD! I LOVE THIS SONG!.

- we've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

- we've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

- we yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us just lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the gin.

- we think we are in bed, but our pillow feels like strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?).

- we fail to notice that the toilet lid's up when we sit on it.

- we take our shoes off because we believe its their fault that we're having problems walking straight.

[ModtaX]

this is cool! haha. thanks! :)

[NightGrinder]

wow! is that applicable generally? hmmmnn.... hihi :)

[pambong11]

won't we include pouring something they've hiding deep inside,

petty or otherwise and the emotions that go with it; as a result

drawinga well of tears from her reservoir?!?

[drihtsin]

:clapping shout:

[bja.dee]

nice!very very interesting!hehe!:D

[jhayson]

:cool:

very interesting

[magnus_13X]

very well said

[drewsjuice]

kulang pa ata to hihi..

[deviant]

would you believe me guys n i lost 3 pairs of heels while drinking..hehehe..natawa nga ako kasi feeling ko the one who wrote this is someone n kilala ako..ahahha..

[cyberkima]

hahaah nice......

[howshiao]

lumalabas ang totoo. . .

GIRLS n TEQUILA! perfect match!

[drei1234]

nice ganun pla un..ma try nga yan ahaha

[pnqt21]

and don't forget that when girls go drunk... they don't mind men touching them and making "akbay" etc... until the TooooT hapens!!!

[andrew14]

depende minsan ako nauna nalalsing.. ahehe:D

[chaosallied]

girls while drinking is hot

[deviant]

oo..while we're drinking.,.hot kame tignan..-heheheheh..pero them moment we puke..oh my,..disaster:P na experience ko yon eh..nkakahiya n i puked sa bath tub ng bestfriend ko..lolz

[andrew14]

ay ang asim at ampait maam....


puke!!!

[Tubarao]

ive actually seen and met men for whom it would not matter if a girl just puked or is still puking from drinking too much...

they are still willing to park their cars in the garage...

[Maldito_01]

libre ba sa parking space na yan ser? :)

[cjambu]

what is that

[ferrazo]

they do nasty things sometime..there is one time outside the pub, girls gone wild, she strips in the middle of the road, what a lucky night

[merlin]

hahha...the truth is always funny :P

[boknoy_ph]

ahh.... the girls keep smiling when they are drunk. and that makes me smile all the more, lol.

[yoie86]

can drink but too much

[scorptim]

wow...very interesting, the funniest part should be "we've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.". C'mon that really happens?

[desolator013]

nice one hehehe

[maldito]

kaya pala. hehehe

[studbunny30]

Haha, very true.. thanks for sharing!

[uce3xp]

the best thing ever

[DB_DancingBunny]

dont drink too much if you cant handle the alcohol...

[jmslee00]

sudotin mo lalamunan mo para isuka mo lahat ng ininom mo tapos inom ka ulit tapos isuka mo lahat ulit:laugh::peace_350:

[freddi]

very good.. keep posting..

[kaederukawa2k2k]

haha,,, this is quite interesting.. ^^.. nice meeting you guys..

[pnqt21]

girls + alcohol = happy men

[iloveyoutohateme]

kulng to ng..

when girl drink too much...they can be more naughtier and horny...

[coolass]

Here's a dirty secret...I've noticed that some girls use alcohol as a reason just so they go wild & blame it all on the alcohol afterwards. Here's the trick. Drink some. Flirt. Drink a little more. Then go for the guy. If anything naughty happens (that we like), you can always say you got too much to drink. It works! A friend of mine drank like a bottle of San Mig light then made out with this guy & later told us that she was drunk. Hahaha. Nice work...If only that alcohol content was really high. Style!

[Charlz777]

alcohol make gurls wild.....

[Deadly_elegance]

girls and alcohol get along well together specially hot chicks

[lordfred]

alcohol makes girl hot..hehehe