The 5 Questions Most Feared by Men

[Je]

1. What are you thinking about? 2. Do you love me? 3. Do I look fat in this? 4. Do you think she is prettier than me? 5. What would you do if I died?

What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e., tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about? The proper answer to this, of course, is: " I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following: a. Football. b. Golf. c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you e. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!"

Question # 2: Do you love me? The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include: a. Oh Yeah, sh@*-loads. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes? c. That depends on what you mean by love. d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat? The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect answers are: a. Compared to what? b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin. c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Sorry what did you say? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!"
Incorrect responses include: a. Yes, but you have a better personality b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age d. Define pretty e. Sorry what did you say ? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 5: What would you do if I died? A definite no-win question.(The real answer, of course, is "Buy a Lotus and a Boat").
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Sh&%. :laugh:

[villain727]

HAHA! ms jenny have u asked that questions to your'e man?

[rock8th]

i find some of the questions to be more of a test than a purely innocent question. it seems like you dont trust the guy and by these questions, you hope that you'll prove yourself wrong...

the answers you hope to get cant be derived from these questions. i think its how your relationship go along that would give you answers. rather than doubt, trusting would help you to have a better relationship.

[active_x]

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely not! WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married? MAN: Of course I do. WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry? MAN: Okay, I'd get married again. WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face) MAN: (makes audible groan) WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed? MAN: Where else would we sleep? WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her? MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do. WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs? MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed. WOMAN: - - - silence - - - MAN: Sh&%.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: lolz

[dicwinters]

Why are those questions most feared by men????

BECAUSE they might tell the truth!!!!!!!!!!

and the truth might get thier asses kicked.....

[spyder0108]

truth sometimes hurt

[prince05]

nice advice you got there but its not always all the time we follow this its because time will come that will just be faking everything to our girl especially if we memorize all this....

[bUgBeAr]

ha..ha..ha.. in every rule, their is an exception ika nga!

[Tubarao]

if you need to lie to the girl or to please her with your answers then shame on you for still calling yourself a man....

if you met the right girl, your extreme honesty would simply make her smile and the brutality of your responses will be met by her extreme honesty too...

[boyjose]

when i get asked questions like this, i pretend not to hear. "huh? ano yun? sorry, may iniisip lang ako..."

[CATwoman]

these questions are usually asked when a girl feels insecure with her guy......otherwise, she wouldn't be bothered to ask them in the first place.

[mottaka]

LoL @ #5. 2 cents to that one.

[habasped]

Yeah thats true.... but sometimes, it takes very little for a woman to become insecure :P

[drewsjuice]

+1 cge dpat ofcourse not nalang lagi sagot haha

[xserd]

hahaha.. mahimatay ka kunyari

[Je]

HAHA! ms jenny have u asked that questions to your'e man?

:cool::cool::cool::cool: It's a Mister!, and been hearing those questions for aged.

[cyberkima]

...... actually i dont find it hard to answer at all.... im the mushy type e, i love those moments na binibgyan nya ako ng enough atention to ask me those sort of things.....

[makiz]

"Just insecurity.

[andikerenxx]

i am a man and i dont have fear to any qoestion, why? cause every man can lies dear, i answer yes i realy love U dear helen, n i answer the same to the other...

[NightGrinder]

but not all men lie.. :)

[anusha]

fantastic.

[anusha]

good stuff

[carlzone_07]

If you love a woman, just be honest to her and never ever get lied to her, so if you do... the worst things may come follow, maybe came to misunderstanding like what happen to me. huhuhu

[NightGrinder]

...that's y communication plays a great role :) hehe

[thisuser]

haha the last one's the best

[mitch08]

oo nga bakit ba takot sa 5 questions nayun??

[valharta]

good stuff! :)

[Prince1919]

The Truth shall always set you Free!!!

[dickies12885]

hahaha,,,, nice one...... sometime true, sometimes not..

[sunshineacid]

well actually di nman mshado nakakatakot ung questions..

If asked with these questions, I just usually look at her straight into her eyes, smile slowly and kiss her cheek! after nun she'll hug me, with me creating the feeling that I treasured her and that the supposed to be answer to her question is a positive one.

you could also throw in some lines like, "sus, lam mo nmn na dapat yan!" or "shit, ganun ba ako kawalang kwentang bf, you werent able to see that?"

:))

[Je]

ell actually di nman mshado nakakatakot ung questions..

If asked with these questions, I just usually look at her straight into her eyes, smile slowly and kiss her cheek! after nun she'll hug me, with me creating the feeling that I treasured her and that the supposed to be answer to her question is a positive one.

you could also throw in some lines like, "sus, lam mo nmn na dapat yan!" or "shit, ganun ba ako kawalang kwentang bf, you werent able to see that?"

Cool!!!:cool: Good answer 2x.:cool:

[sheolx]

nice one.. i have to practice these right answer..lolz

[syet_my_azz]

a girls question is always like a trick question, you can not really answer whats on top your mind...in simple terms tell her what she wants to hear otherwise all hell will break loose

[chiefgo123]

we hate questions.. we love actions :)

[fastandthecurious]

I experienced this five questions with my dear gf. And all of my answers are true. Your fat, she is much prettier than her, she gave me at least 1 week of silent treatment.

[sunshineacid]

wahaha. well based from fast's exp, being negative wont help, being postive will only make matters worse because she'll go ranting like "you just told me that because youre with me and im your gf.. blahblah so on and so forth".

haha

try throwing her back the question just be too damn sweet so that she'll feel guilty about testing you.

then again, throw the second look on the subject (example: is she prettier than me question) then look back at her and start making "the face"(contorted, disgusted look even though she is 1000% prettier than she is! hahahah just kidding).

then take an intense look at her body, bite your lip and wake up in a motel.

[cskaycee]

nice!! ^^ id sure remember this just in case
thnx!!!

[rukusENT]

this is helpful

[nyakerito96]

When your girl asks you if she's fat, it's a no-win situation. Whatever answer you give, especially when you hesitate, you loose pogi-points. Hehe! :P

[nyakerito96]

I totally agree! Action action action!

[studbunny30]

haha, these are great! I'll try it! Thanks for the post!

[bantz03]

when i got a question with like this ill just have to say the answers that will comfort her but for the last question i think i will pass it might lead to something bad

[Acesx31]

the last question is very difficult to answer but i think the best reply for me is "I will still love you even if you are gone"... though it doesn't mean that i will not love another woman again (just don't say this).

[mitch08]

some of the questions are that easy to answer

[hailamir]

It's '5 questions' on how to be single again... hehehe.. put on a right situation.. it can begin a war..

[DB_DancingBunny]

how about men who feared commitment... like "when are you going to marry me?" :shoot3:

[dakudaku15]

hehehe ayos yun ah

[markjerwin]

i agree.. mwah!

[dusseldorf]

there are other questions that guys don't want to hear and usually ignore but still manage to escape the sticky situation so as not to offend their partners:

(1) am so in love with you honey... will you marry me?
(2) gusto mo na ba magka-baby na tayo?
(3) na-satisfy ka ba last time?
(4) love mo ba ako? or gaano mo ako ka-love?
(5) ok lang ba sayo na mag-dinner sa bahay namin? gusto ka kasing makilala nina mommy e...
(6) naku, saan mo inilabas? lagot...
(7) hon, wala ka bang naaalang ocassion next week?
(8) buntis yata ako e?
(9) pwede ba tayong mag-usap?
(10) pwede mo ba akong bilhan ng mangga, dear? yung hinog pero maasim...

well, there are hundreds actually... but these are some i could recall at the moment... hehehehe..

[mallowmarshey]

hahahah! nakaktawa yung post mo! pero may point ka jan sis!

[Je]

(5) ok lang ba sayo na mag-dinner sa bahay namin? gusto ka kasing makilala nina mommy e...

"Pikot" ? or this only show how not so srious you are with your GF.

[GoBabyGo]

nice, now i know how to answer that kind of question:laugh_02:

[pump_mann]

this thread is a goldmine! very useful info!

[emzie37]

girls must face the truth ..

[domdizzy]

girls always fish for compliments, its annoying

[Razor]

takot sla lumabas yung totoo

[mameh]

true or false naman dyan puro a b c d e??LOL :D

[procorpio]

thnx for sharing this... its kinda cute ehehehe

i realize that i'm not answering her correctly( question #: 1,2,3,4)

oh wellllll i'm just being honest lolz :p

[hablitzrold]

yeah!!! thats true

[Swordsong Dreamdancer]

I get away with telling the truth. It's easier to defend.

[dejavu13]

If you do not have anything to hide then there's nothing to fear about those questions. Ni hindi po ko kinabahan nung nabasa ko yung questions hehehe. Peace.

[killbot]

sabi nila, less talk, less mistakes. :)

kung walang tinatago, bakit matatakot?

[trinolvon]

bolahan na naman to

[redkr]

Hahaha - great post - funniest thing I've read in a long time!

[echi77]

hahaha.... ayos boyjose...

[paglaki]

so wat were you thinking? hahaha..