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deviant
04-16-2007, 01:54 PM
1. Don't ever lie to us, we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as
you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are petty, get over it.
5. You don't have PMS, don't act like you know
what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the
hook. Doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick, we know
you don't.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr Big, we
like it when you are Mr
Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your home
boys.
11. No matter what you say, your ex girl friend
is a bitch.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you
didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous, dinner and a movie won't
always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature, we can't
help it.
16. We are drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head, if you are nice
you just might get it.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster
trucks, car systems, paint
ball or anything else you and your friends talk
about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs every day, get over
it.
22. Don't make bets about us, we always find out.
23. Shave, no matter how cool you think it looks,
we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart,
or emit other strange
gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela
Anderson's, hers are fake(besides think about it
you have a better chance with ours then ull ever
have with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat so humor us
and tell us we aren't.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down
big fat guys, and hit a
little baseball with a stick so why the hell
can't you piss in the
toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly. We are always right, so
don't forget it


--guys,what an you say about it?:P

miss_hana
04-16-2007, 05:06 PM
haha..SOO TRUE :)

miss_hana
04-16-2007, 07:05 PM
in addition to mrs. shimz's and a reply to tdb_boy28's

50 Things GUYS should know about girls....



1. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.

2. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.

3. If you don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.

4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.

6. Just because you L the C doesn't mean we have to S the D.

7. DON'T tell us when you think other girls are hot.

8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.

10. Putting things in our butt DOES NOT turn us on.

11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, YOU shave (and not just your face).

12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.

13. We're allowed to be late . . . YOU AREN'T.

14. Eye contact is key.

15. Don't take longer to get ready than we do.

16. Laugh at our jokes.

17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.

18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.

19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.

20. Do not start with us. You will not win... not kidding .. we ALWAYS win

21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn't think so.

22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.

23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.

25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.

26. We love surprises!

27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.

28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the MOST.

29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!

30. Clean your room before we come over.

31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.

33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we STILL love you with everything we are.

34. Hit it and quit it, because later I'll be with you're best friend and he lasts for hours.

35. Don't act hard around your friends because I won't make you hard tonight.

36. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"

37. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.

38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.

39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn't right.

40. Don't let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.

41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.

43. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.

44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.

46. Just because a girl doesn't pick up on the first ring doesn't mean she's not waiting by the phone.

47. You don't have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.

48. Don't say you love me if you don't mean it.

49. Don't lie to us . . . we will catch you.

50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.

Tubarao
04-16-2007, 07:53 PM
Fat chicks have feelings too???????!???!?!?!?!?!

then why did they allow themselves and continue to be fat?

im just being a chauvinist a*S

miss_hana
04-16-2007, 09:42 PM
Fat chicks have feelings too???????!???!?!?!?!?!

da heck whip?! tsk tsk tsk..

active_x
04-20-2007, 02:46 PM
fat chickz cant cook!???
oh wow thats not good?

pambong11
04-21-2007, 04:24 AM
-guys,what an you say about it?



speechless!!

smyts
04-23-2007, 07:39 PM
well I could say accurate mostly although some are kind of immature depending on some circumstances.

suikodenkid
04-24-2007, 10:05 PM
scary scary..

Je
04-25-2007, 10:39 PM
OMG, Wishfull thinking!!!

boypancit
04-26-2007, 02:58 AM
I will e a priest someday....

lolz..

coolbergs2000
05-04-2007, 10:23 AM
one more thing, do girls masturbate too? hehehe

sarapacman99
05-06-2007, 08:13 PM
hell yeah haha they do masturbate

NightGrinder
05-07-2007, 12:24 AM
and most of them deny it... hehe

techd
05-08-2007, 10:32 AM
thats 100 things!!:)

rock8th
05-09-2007, 12:12 AM
we dont have to know this to understand it.. being considerate and understanding of the difference may do it all. and cyempre love plus patience. that should go for you girls, coz we guys could be hard to understand at times too..

hehe. two can play the game...

Absinthe
05-09-2007, 05:30 AM
haha.. they always deny it.. even though they do it almost often then boys do.. hehe.. :)

realdick010
05-17-2007, 08:52 PM
wow.. i love chicks wid extra pounds.... they are hot.. lol

chiefwolf
05-18-2007, 07:36 AM
Just checking in to see if anyone is on today?