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02-28-2007, 11:12 PM
Harry stumbles in from the bar one night, and passes out in the bed next to his wife. The next morning when he awoke, the room seemed a little different, and his wife was not there. He got up and opened the bedroom door only to realize he had died and was standing in front of St. Peter. Harry started thinking about all the things he had left behind and begged St.Peter to send him back. "I can only send you back as a dog or a chicken." St.Peter said to him. Harry remembered there was a farm just down the road from his house, so he chose to go back as a chicken. The next thing he knew, there he was in the henhouse right beside a rooster. "Your new here aren't ya ? " asked the rooster. "Yes" said Harry. "Well how are you doing today?" the rooster said. "I'm doing great, but I have this real funny feeling in my stomach though !" Harry replied. "Thats because your ovulating, you need to lay an egg !" said the rooster. So Harry strained a little here and there, till finally out popped an egg. Harry was in awe that he was able to attain such a feat, andwas staring at the egg in wander when out of the blue, his wife smacked him awake, "HARRY You Drunk Bastard ! You've just Shit in the Bed!