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02-28-2007, 11:11 PM
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney,
who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the
10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you
are talking about." The attorney tells the God father:
"He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill
you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The
money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed
in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to
pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf.
That was the reason he got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney,
who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the
10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you
are talking about." The attorney tells the God father:
"He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill
you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The
money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed
in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to
pull the trigger."
Don't you just love lawyers?