joke?? time??/

[froi214]

one night when my girlfriend and i were talking towards the MRT station coming from megamall. as we walked on the sidewalk, i noticed that there was huge support column smack dab in the middle of the sidewalk which occupies the whole sidewalk as well. and plastered on the column was a sign saying...

"SIDEWALKS ARE FOR PEOPLE, PLEASE DON'T BLOCK THE SIDEWALK"

[froi214]

SICK DAYS:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

[froi214]

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students: "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"

Mike replies "Wait a minute; I'm going for a pee."

The teacher says: "That would be very rude and improper on your part."

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute."

The teacher says: "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."

And Billy says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner."

The teacher passed out..

[light_yagami]

there is a new game show for men
Dick or no Dick lmao