Dakila
02-21-2007, 06:59 AM
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a
beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your
breasts" he exclaimed.
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty
dollars," he says.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then comes to her
senses and says, "I said NO!"
"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your
breasts," he exclaimed.
She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless
enough... and $500 IS a lot of money... "Well, OK...
but only for a minute."
She loosened her bikini top and while both are
standing there on the beach, he slid his hands
underneath and began to feel... then he started
saying, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while
he was caressing them.
Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep
saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"
While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH
MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where
am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"
beautiful girl in a bikini - "I want to feel your
breasts" he exclaimed.
"Get away from me, you crazy old man" she replied.
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty
dollars," he says.
"Twenty dollars, are you nuts!? Get away from me!"
"I want to feel your breasts, I will give you ONE
HUNDRED DOLLARS" he stated.
"NO! Get away from me!"
"TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS" he offered.
She paused to think about it, but then comes to her
senses and says, "I said NO!"
"FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you let me feel your
breasts," he exclaimed.
She thought, well he is old, and he seems harmless
enough... and $500 IS a lot of money... "Well, OK...
but only for a minute."
She loosened her bikini top and while both are
standing there on the beach, he slid his hands
underneath and began to feel... then he started
saying, "OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD..." while
he was caressing them.
Out of curiosity, she asked him, "Why do you keep
saying, 'Oh my god, oh my god'?"
While continuing to feel her breasts he answered, "OH
MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD... OH MY GOD, where
am I ever going to get five hundred dollars?"