dhabuh
02-17-2007, 12:02 PM
A lady walks into the drug store and asks the druggist for some arsenic.
The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".The lady say's
"To kill my husband."
I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says . . .. . . " Oh I didn't know you had a prescription! "
The druggist ask's "Ma'am, what do you want with arsenic?".The lady say's
"To kill my husband."
I can't sell you any for that reason" says the druggist. The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a photo of a man and a women in a compromising position, the man is her husband and the lady is the druggist's wife, and shows it to the druggist.
He looks at the photo and says . . .. . . " Oh I didn't know you had a prescription! "