Hostages

[dhabuh]

Erap and some soldiers were caught in war and held as hostages. They were all going to die, but were given two options--either be injected with the H.I.V. virus, or be shot to death. Every soldier chose to be shot, but Erap chose the H.I.V. virus.

"Psst, why don't you want to be shot like the rest of us?"

*Whispers*

"They don't know I'm wearing a condom!"