dhabuh
11-26-2006, 12:22 PM
A man visited the same diner every morning and read the menu but always wound up ordering bacon and eggs. One morning his waitress decided to see if she could get him to order something new. Before handing him the menu, she took a marker and crossed out the bacon and eggs.
As the customer looked over the menu, the waitress said, "Sir, did you notice I scratched something you like?"
He replied, "Well then, go wash your hands and bring me some bacon and eggs."
As the customer looked over the menu, the waitress said, "Sir, did you notice I scratched something you like?"
He replied, "Well then, go wash your hands and bring me some bacon and eggs."