brawl
05-26-2006, 03:10 AM
posted by: onath
Never under estimate the little old Lady.....
A little old lady went
into the Bank of Canada one day.
Carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to
open a savings account because,
"It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing,
the bank staff finally ushered her into
the president's office (anyway, the customer is
always right!)
The bank president then asked her how much
she would like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!"
and dumped the cash out of her bag onto the
bank president’s desk. The president was of
course curious as to how she came by all this
cash, so he asked her,
"Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so
much cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked,
"Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example,
I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president,
"That's a stupid bet.
You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to
take my bet?"….. "Sure," said the president,
I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said,
"Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved,
may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at
10:00 AM as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror
checking his balls, turning from side to side,
again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure
there was absolutely no way his balls were square
and that he would win the bet………………….
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am,
the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the
President’s office. She introduced the lawyer to
the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says
the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old
lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president did. The little old lady peered closely
at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot
of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly
banging his head against the wall.
The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's
the matter with your lawyer?" She replied,
"Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00AM
today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's
balls in my hand."
Never under estimate the little old Lady.....
A little old lady went
into the Bank of Canada one day.
Carrying a bag of money.
She insisted that she must
speak with the president of the bank to
open a savings account because,
"It's a lot of money!"
After much hemming and hawing,
the bank staff finally ushered her into
the president's office (anyway, the customer is
always right!)
The bank president then asked her how much
she would like to deposit.
She replied, "$165,000!"
and dumped the cash out of her bag onto the
bank president’s desk. The president was of
course curious as to how she came by all this
cash, so he asked her,
"Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so
much cash around. "Where did you get this money?"
The old lady replied, "I make bets."
The president then asked,
"Bets? What kind of bets?"
The old woman said, "Well, for example,
I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president,
"That's a stupid bet.
You can never win that kind of bet!"
The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to
take my bet?"….. "Sure," said the president,
I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The little old lady then said,
"Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved,
may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at
10:00 AM as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
That night, the president got very nervous about
the bet and spent a long time in front of a mirror
checking his balls, turning from side to side,
again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure
there was absolutely no way his balls were square
and that he would win the bet………………….
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am,
the little old lady appeared with her lawyer at the
President’s office. She introduced the lawyer to
the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says
the president's balls are square!"
The president agreed with the bet again and the old
lady asked him to drop his pants so they could all see.
The president did. The little old lady peered closely
at his balls and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot
of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly
banging his head against the wall.
The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's
the matter with your lawyer?" She replied,
"Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00AM
today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's
balls in my hand."