dhabuh
11-24-2006, 01:21 PM
There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few
things NOT to say on a date...
* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted
to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to
mix alcohol and penicillin.
* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't
hurt to consider it.
* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear
my voice on the answering machine every hour.
* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people
I date just won't be as smart as I am.
things NOT to say on a date...
* Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
* I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted
to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
* No wine for me tonight. My urologist says it's not good to
mix alcohol and penicillin.
* I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you.
* I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't
hurt to consider it.
* Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear
my voice on the answering machine every hour.
* It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people
I date just won't be as smart as I am.