dhabuh
11-24-2006, 01:08 PM
Two dog owners were bragging about the intelligence of their pets.
"The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane that used
to play cards. He was great at poker, but finally a friend complained
about him and I had to get rid of him." "You got rid of him, a bright
dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars."
"Had to," he replied, "he wasn't THAT smart, we caught him using
marked cards."
"The brightest dog I ever had," said one, "was a Great Dane that used
to play cards. He was great at poker, but finally a friend complained
about him and I had to get rid of him." "You got rid of him, a bright
dog like that? A dog like that would be worth a million dollars."
"Had to," he replied, "he wasn't THAT smart, we caught him using
marked cards."