Broken Glasses

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An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of
glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said, "But you
just got a new pair last month!" "Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them
b..broken in an accident," stammered the private. "Accident, what
kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his book of Accident
definitions and glossaries, "Road-march accident, Firing Range
accident, PT accident, Drill accident?" "No, no nothing of those..."
said the private. "Well then, what is it?" "I'd rather not tell you
sir..."

"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said
the medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients
now."

"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl,"
blurted the private. "Don't be daft man, how could you break your
glasses kissing a girl?" "You see, she crossed her legs....."