dhabuh
11-22-2006, 05:03 PM
In bygone days, a thin man insulted a fat man. The fat man
challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols.
On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair
advantage held by the thin man because he was a much
smaller target. Finally the thin man came up with a solution.
"Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body,"
he said to his opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit
outside the chalk lines, we won't count."
challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols.
On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair
advantage held by the thin man because he was a much
smaller target. Finally the thin man came up with a solution.
"Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body,"
he said to his opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit
outside the chalk lines, we won't count."