dhabuh
11-22-2006, 05:02 PM
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The
cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it? " "It wasss
on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop
looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all
the world to see. The cop says, "Are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch
and without missing a beat, blurts out, "I'll be damned! My
girlfriend's gone too!!!!! "
back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help
you sir?"
"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies. The
cop asks- "Where was your car the last time you saw it? " "It wasss
on the end of thisshh key" the man replies. About that time the cop
looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for all
the world to see. The cop says, "Are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch
and without missing a beat, blurts out, "I'll be damned! My
girlfriend's gone too!!!!! "