dhabuh
11-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Two policemen, one a rookie, the other an older red neck cop, were
making their rounds through a lover's lane type of spot, when they
spied a very young couple fooling around in a tent. "Cletus, what
should we do?"
The rookie cop always deferred to his more experienced partner.
Cletus spat some tobacco juice on the ground.
"Bo, we tell the little punk to scram, and then we have some fun
with little Miss Purty, or we throw 'em both in jail. That's what we
do!" Cletus told Bo to go first, and Bo did. The boy ran off into
the woods and Cletus watched the tent shake, rattle and roll for the
next ten minutes.
The girl didn't seem to be too upset that her
little boyfriend was gone either! Bo came back to the car zipping up
his uniform, and Cletus went drooling to the tent. Cletus entered
and said, "Now, little girl, you're gonna find out what it's like
with a real man." From under the blanket, Cletus heard an
incredulous familiar voice say, "Daddy?"
making their rounds through a lover's lane type of spot, when they
spied a very young couple fooling around in a tent. "Cletus, what
should we do?"
The rookie cop always deferred to his more experienced partner.
Cletus spat some tobacco juice on the ground.
"Bo, we tell the little punk to scram, and then we have some fun
with little Miss Purty, or we throw 'em both in jail. That's what we
do!" Cletus told Bo to go first, and Bo did. The boy ran off into
the woods and Cletus watched the tent shake, rattle and roll for the
next ten minutes.
The girl didn't seem to be too upset that her
little boyfriend was gone either! Bo came back to the car zipping up
his uniform, and Cletus went drooling to the tent. Cletus entered
and said, "Now, little girl, you're gonna find out what it's like
with a real man." From under the blanket, Cletus heard an
incredulous familiar voice say, "Daddy?"