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Dakila
09-01-2006, 06:28 PM
I hope i have that kind of father...hehehe


wrote:

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of
the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the
World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents
than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's
son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

This is how business is done!!
Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get
Anything. But your attitude
should be positive

--
"Great spirits have always encountered violent
opposition from mediocre
minds."