Dakila
08-22-2006, 07:21 PM
> ** An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she
> went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" **
> ** She replied: a can of peaches. **
>
> ** The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied
> that she was hungry. ***
> *
> ** The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
> replied 6. **
>
> ** The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." ***
>
> ** Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the
> woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
> something. ** **
> *** He said, " What is it? " ***
>
> ** The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." ** *
>
> went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?" **
> ** She replied: a can of peaches. **
>
> ** The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied
> that she was hungry. ***
> *
> ** The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She
> replied 6. **
>
> ** The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail." ***
>
> ** Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the
> woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say
> something. ** **
> *** He said, " What is it? " ***
>
> ** The husband said "She also stole a can of peas." ** *
>