Boy Bastos

[Chill]

I don't know kung na-post na to. Pakidelete na lang po kung meron na...



Boy Bastos in class (part 1)


(May class recitation sina Boy Bastos.)

Teacher: Who can give me a word that starts with A? Okay, Maria.

Maria: Ma'am, apple.

Teacher: Good. Now who can give me a word that starts with B?

(Nobody raises a hand except for Boy Bastos)

Teacher: O, Boy Bastos.

Boy Bastos: Ma'am, bra!!!

(Everybody laughs. The teacher makes a mental note to not call Boy Bastos again. However, when the teacher asked for a word that starts with the letter P, no one raised a hand, except for Boy Bastos, so the teacher is forced to call him.)

Boy Bastos: Ma'am, panty!!!

(Again, everybody laughs. So the teacher, again, made a mental note to herself to not call Boy Bastos again. But when the letter Z came up, nobody raised a hand, except, again, for Boy Bastos.)

Teacher: (to self) Siguro naman, hindi na siya makakapag - isip ng bastos na sagot sa Z.

Teacher: Okay, Boy Bastos.

Boy Bastos: Ma'am, zebra......... pero twelve inches yung tite!!!

[Chill]

Boy Bastos in class (part 2)


Ngayon, galit na galit yung teacher kay Boy Bastos. Ini - report siya sa principal, at ipinatawag ang parents niya. Pinagalitan siya ng tatay niya, at umiiyak na si Boy Bastos.

Tatay: O, ngayon, magbigay ka ng salita na nagsisimula sa Z.

Boy Bastos: Zebra...... pero two inches na lang yung tite!!!

[Chill]

Boy Bastos and his classmates


Boy Bastos and his classmates were having recess one time. While playing with the other boys, he decides to show off his "thing."

Boy Bastos: Mga tol, eto ang tite na "almost perfect."

Classmates: Almost perfect?

Boy Bastos: Kase, yung sa tatay ko, yung tatay ko, sabi niya, "perfect" yung tite niya.

Classmates: Bakit "almost perfect" lang yang sa yo?

Boy Bastos: Kung maikli lang nang konti eto, "perfect" na sana to.

[Chill]

Boy Bastos and his father


Isang araw, nung maliit pa lang si Boy Bastos (mga two years old pa lang), sabay silang naligo ng tatay niya nang mapansin niyo yung ari ng kanyang ama.

Boy Bastos: Tay, ano po yan?

Tatay: A, eto, a, eh, ano to....

Boy Bastos: Yan pong nakalawit na yan?

Tatay: A, anak, eh, tuta to.

Boy Bastos: Tangnang tuta yan, mukhang tite!!!

[brawl]

it's here (http://nyakerz.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6295&highlight=Bastos)

better use the search button before posting new threads

[Mason Karet]

are you related in bb forum? just asking thanx..

[Chill]

nope, i just got them from emails. tnx for the advise, btw, mods

[alevosia]

the great boy bastos

[Manoy]

galing talaga ni boy bastos! XD