Dakila
08-15-2006, 02:46 AM
A LITTLE LAFF
> >
> >
> > Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
> > reunited at a party.After several drinks, one of the
> > men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked
> > about their kids.
> >
> > The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
> > started working at a successful company at the bottom
> > of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
> > Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
> > ladder and now he's the president of the company. He
> > became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of
> > the line Mercedes for his birthday."
> >
> > The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is
> > also my pride and joy. He started working for a big
> > airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
> > Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
> > he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
> > he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
> > birthday."
> >
> > The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
> > studied in the best universities and became an
> > engineer. Then he started his own construction
> > company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
> > away something very nice and expensive to his best
> > friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot
> > mansion."
> >
> > The three friends congratulated each other just as the
> > fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are
> > all the congratulations for?"
> >
> > One of the three said: "We were talking about the
> > pride we feel for the successes of our sons....What
> > about your son?"
> >
> > The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
> > living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three
> > friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
> >
> > The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my
> > son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday
> > just passed and the other day he received a beautiful
> > 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
> > of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."
> >
> >
> > Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
> > reunited at a party.After several drinks, one of the
> > men had to use the restroom. Those who remained talked
> > about their kids.
> >
> > The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He
> > started working at a successful company at the bottom
> > of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business
> > Administration and soon began to climb the corporate
> > ladder and now he's the president of the company. He
> > became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of
> > the line Mercedes for his birthday."
> >
> > The second guy said, "Damn, that's terrific! My son is
> > also my pride and joy. He started working for a big
> > airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot.
> > Eventually he became a partner in the company, where
> > he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that
> > he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
> > birthday."
> >
> > The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son
> > studied in the best universities and became an
> > engineer. Then he started his own construction
> > company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
> > away something very nice and expensive to his best
> > friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot
> > mansion."
> >
> > The three friends congratulated each other just as the
> > fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are
> > all the congratulations for?"
> >
> > One of the three said: "We were talking about the
> > pride we feel for the successes of our sons....What
> > about your son?"
> >
> > The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a
> > living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three
> > friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment."
> >
> > The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my
> > son and I love him. And he's lucky, too. His birthday
> > just passed and the other day he received a beautiful
> > 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top
> > of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."