brawl
05-21-2006, 11:38 PM
posted by: daggerlady
A beautiful woman loves growing tomatoes, but can't seem to get her tomatoes red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she comes upon a gentleman neighbour who has the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asks the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responds, "Well, twice a day, I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman is so impressed, she decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman is passing by and asks the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No", she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."
A beautiful woman loves growing tomatoes, but can't seem to get her tomatoes red.
One day, while taking a stroll, she comes upon a gentleman neighbour who has the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.
The woman asks the gentleman, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"
The gentleman responds, "Well, twice a day, I stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself and my tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."
The woman is so impressed, she decides to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she exposes herself to her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman is passing by and asks the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No", she replies, "but my cucumbers are enormous."