brawl
05-21-2006, 11:37 PM
posted by: daggerlady
A wife and her husband are having a dinner party for all the major status figures in the country. The wife is very excited about this and wants everything to be perfect. At the last minute, she realises that she doesn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asks her husband to run down to the beach and hands him a bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly, he agrees.
He takes the bucket, walks out the door, down the steps and out to the beach. As he's collecting the snails, he notices a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He keeps thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me."
All of the sudden, he looks up and the beautiful woman is standing right over him. They get to talking and she invites him back to her place. They are at her apartment and they started messing around. It gets so hot and heavy, that he's exhausted afterwards and passes out there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he wakes up and exclaims, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"
He gathers all his clothes, puts them on really quickly, grabs his bucket and runs the door, all the way to his apartment. He runs up the stairs of his apartment and is in such a hurry that when he gets to the top stairs, he drops the bucket of snails.
There are snails all down the stairs. The door opens just then, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.
He looks at the snails on the steps, then he looks at her, then back at snails and says, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"
A wife and her husband are having a dinner party for all the major status figures in the country. The wife is very excited about this and wants everything to be perfect. At the last minute, she realises that she doesn't have any snails for this dinner party, so she asks her husband to run down to the beach and hands him a bucket to gather some snails. Very grudgingly, he agrees.
He takes the bucket, walks out the door, down the steps and out to the beach. As he's collecting the snails, he notices a beautiful woman walking alongside the water just a little further down the beach. He keeps thinking to himself, "Wouldn't it be great if she would even just come down and talk to me."
All of the sudden, he looks up and the beautiful woman is standing right over him. They get to talking and she invites him back to her place. They are at her apartment and they started messing around. It gets so hot and heavy, that he's exhausted afterwards and passes out there.
At seven o'clock the next morning he wakes up and exclaims, "Oh no! My wife's dinner party!"
He gathers all his clothes, puts them on really quickly, grabs his bucket and runs the door, all the way to his apartment. He runs up the stairs of his apartment and is in such a hurry that when he gets to the top stairs, he drops the bucket of snails.
There are snails all down the stairs. The door opens just then, with a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's been all this time.
He looks at the snails on the steps, then he looks at her, then back at snails and says, "Come on guys, we're almost there!"