Sex in the Dark

[brawl]

posted by: bruchador

Sex in the dark



> >There was this couple that had been
> >married for 20 years.
> >
> >Every time they made love the husband
> >always insisted on shutting off the light.
> >
> >Well, after 20 years the wife felt this
> >was ridiculous.
> >
> >She figured she would break him out of
> >this crazy habit.
> >
> >So one night, while they were in the
> >middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
> >turned on the lights.
> >
> >She looked down... and saw her husband
> >was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a
> >vibrator!
> >
> >Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
> >one.
> >She went completely ballistic.
> >"You impotent bastard," She screamed at
> >him, "how could you be lying to me all of these
years?
> >You better explain yourself!"
> >The husband looks her straight in the
> >eyes and says calmly:
> >"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain
> >the kids."