dhabuh
08-09-2006, 10:20 AM
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there
was a condition to your
wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis whom women will flock
to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I
will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman
said, "That's okay,
>because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the
joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than
his wife!!!
Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just
enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading
this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there
was a condition to your
wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most
beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this
wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an
Adonis whom women will flock
to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I
will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest
woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the
richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman
said, "That's okay,
>because what's mine is his and what's his is
mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and
she answered, "I'd like
a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the
joke for you.
Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
The man had a heart attack ten times milder than
his wife!!!
Moral of the story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really
smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just
enjoy the show
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading
this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!