Dakila
08-07-2006, 08:07 AM
Pageant Night Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion
The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan
QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own
bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian
actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it
is buried alive.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a
labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....
(Applause!..Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your<script>
country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows
down after every performance.
(Applause!..Applause!)
(of course ..) QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, of course, hihihihi...I can say that male
organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ooops! Sorry... It means GOSSIP
in my language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean
because it passes from mouth to mouth..
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
The FINALISTS :
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Britain
Miss Philippines
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Japan
QUESTION : Ms. America, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. AMERICA : Well, I would say that male organs in America are like
gentlemen.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. AMERICA : Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.....
(Applause!.... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. SPAIN : Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own
bullfight.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. SPAIN : Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. BRITAIN : Male organs in our country are like Shakespearian
actors and Heroes.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. BRITAIN : Because it cries after every performance and because it
is buried alive.
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. IRAN : Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves
QUESTION : And why do you say that?
MS. IRAN : Because they always enter through the back door.....
(Applause!... Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your
country?
MS. INDIA : Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a
labourer.
QUESTION : Why do you say that?
MS. INDIA : Because it works day and night....
(Applause!..Applause!)
QUESTION : Ms. Japan, how would you describe a male organ in your<script>
country?
MISS JAPAN: It's like an actor in a stage play....because it bows
down after every performance.
(Applause!..Applause!)
(of course ..) QUESTION : Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in
your country?
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ahh...well, of course, hihihihi...I can say that male
organs in our country are like chismis...
QUESTION : Chismis???
MS. PHILIPPINES : Ooops! Sorry... It means GOSSIP
in my language.
QUESTION : Hmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that?
MS.PHILIPPINES : Ayy...Dyahe!!!!Hi hi hi hi hi hi...Kasi....I mean
because it passes from mouth to mouth..
(STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)