brawl
05-21-2006, 10:51 PM
posted by: bruchador
> VASECTOMY
>
> Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
>
> A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical
gowns
> while they wait for the doctor.
>
> A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and
> begins to masturbate him.
>
> Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To which she
replies,
>
> "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean
procedure."
>
> Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she
> completes her task.
>
> The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to
him,
> he is quite ready for his turn.
>
> To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to
give
> him a blow job.
>
> The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand
job
> and he gets a blow jo! b?"
>
> The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between
Medicare and
> private insurance
> VASECTOMY
>
> Two men are in the doctor's office waiting to get vasectomies.
>
> A nurse comes in and asks the men to strip and put on their medical
gowns
> while they wait for the doctor.
>
> A few minutes later she comes back, reaches under one man's gown and
> begins to masturbate him.
>
> Shocked, he says, "What the hell are you doing?" To which she
replies,
>
> "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean
procedure."
>
> Not wanting to cause a problem, the man relaxes and enjoys it as she
> completes her task.
>
> The second man watches all of this and by the time the nurse turns to
him,
> he is quite ready for his turn.
>
> To his surprise, she drops to her knees, opens her lips and begins to
give
> him a blow job.
>
> The first man says, "Hey, what is this? Why is it that I get a hand
job
> and he gets a blow jo! b?"
>
> The nurse says, "That, my dear sir, is the difference between
Medicare and
> private insurance